This article was published on September 25th, 2013
- Being a bottom is like being gay. It’s not a choice. It’s just the way you are. You were born that way. You like getting fucked and that’s all there is to it.
- Limited selection. A.K.A. gay bottom syndrome. Unfortunately, it seems that 9 out of every 10 gay men are bottoms. This means gay men trying to find a sexual partner find it almost impossible!
- People judge. Yes, that’s right. Straight or gay, as soon as someone outs you as being a bottom, people will instantly start judging you. It’s not like you’ve done something bad, they’ll just be all like “Oh, he’s a bottom!” Hunny, get over it… so are you!
- Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean it’s a good time for anal sex. Remember the acronym, CCR: Clean, Calm and Relaxed – these are the three requirements before sex.
- If you’ve been lucky enough to score a top, doesn’t automatically mean he’s a good top. Ever had someone try to shove something inside you where things aren’t usually placed, especially when you’re not ready. Yeah, it’ can hurt like a bitch! Like a car on a cold winter morning in Canada… you gotta get it warmed up before you can get going.
- Premature ejaculation. Some tops cum right away, taking all the fun out of it and leaves you wondering why you spend so much time prepping for something that lasted less than a moment. Seems like a waste of time and effort.
- Just because you’re a bottom, doesn’t mean you’ll never top. Some bottoms do like to top. It’s allowed. It might not happen all the time, but sometimes it’s fun to switch it up.
- There’s always the fear and worry of what’ll happen when he pulls out. “Please be clean… please be clean!”
- Douching isn’t fun or pleasant. Not only that, in some cases, it can put you at higher risk for STI’s and HIV/AIDs.
- Not all bottoms wanna be face down, ass up. Whatever happened to good ‘ol foreplay? Bottoms love jerking, oral sex, getting rimmed and passionate kissing before they get fucked.
