This article was published on August 8th, 2015
The gay community is a vibrant, wonderful collection of people with a vast array of interests. Together, these colourful people represent different variety of categories and types of guys. While gay men can be categorized into many different segments, including those who are in the scene and others that are not, there are some stereotypes that cannot be overlooked. Here is a rundown of the 10 most annoying types of homosexual men:
- The bitchy twink. A twink is a young guy with a lean, toned, smooth, sexy body. While this type of guy is common, it’s the ones that pull huge attitude that stand out. They are the king pin of their clique, judging everyone and everything. They can easily dish out more shade than a solar eclipse.
- Not into Asians. There’s a lot of hate within the gay community, which is odd because the gay community is constantly complaining about being a minority, yet for some reason, some people thing it’s ok to hate. There are plenty of sexy, hot, Asian guys. Like any other ethnicity, people come in all shapes and sizes. But if you’re gunna hate, don’t be public about it in your online profiles. Say what you’re into, not what you don’t like.
- Self-hating gays. Everyone has something about themselves they wish they could improve. No one is perfect. But there are a group of guys that constantly complain that they had a firmer ass, a six-pack of abs, blonder hair, bigger dick, or whatever else is on their superficial laundry list. These guys are obsessed with that they believe are their worst points, instead of focusing on what makes them cute, unique, and special. Be proud of who you are. Go ahead, flaunt it!
- Masc only. No homo brah. These guys are all about scruff, ripped muscles, and the perfect fade hairstyle; however, half these guys have a purse fall out of their mouth when they talk and are typically the biggest bottoms on the block.
- No drama, drama queens. Now there’s a pot calling the kettle black! Drama queens find drama at every chance they can get. They thrive on it. They can’t live without it. When they say “no drama”, it’s a huge warning single that there is drama full steam ahead.
- The alphabet drug addict. These guys can show up at any event with enough drugs to supply an entire circuit party. It doesn’t matter what kind of drug it is, if it’s available, they will find it and do it.
- The wanna-be porn star. They think they are cute and sexy, and have a friend of a friend that has done porn, and they have multiple external hard drives with terabytes of porn. While they may have go-go danced or done a few modeling gigs, until they’ve done an actual porn scene with a legit studio, they are just a bunch of wanna-be’s.
- The poz hater. Time to get educated. Just cause a guy has HIV doesn’t mean you’ll get it. Guys who are HIV positive undetectable cannot transmit the virus. Poz guys are very aware of their status, are upfront about it, take their meds daily, and get regular check-ups. They’re responsible about sex and won’t knowingly put you at risk. Stop the ignorance dudes!
- The bowtie gay. Skinny jeans, plaid shirts, beards, and dress shoes, the bowtie (hipster) gays love the alternative, off-the-wall scenes, complete with the cheapest beer money can buy. The cool part is, everyone is welcome to hang out with this gang!
- 6-pack gays. Yes, the can eat a bale of kale, four chicken breasts, and testosterone after a three-hour workout at the gay. They travel in packs, admiring each others bodies, comparing notes on how to get swole faster. Then, they turn around and judge everyone else cause they don’t work out six days a week. Oh, and they’ll likely be the ones getting late-night pizza too.
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