This article was published on April 20th, 2016
You just got your Truvada prescription, been watching bareback porn where the bottom takes 12 different loads and decided this is a fantasy you now want to fulfil. Great! But being a cum dump isn’t easy and requires a little preparation on your part. So set aside a weekend and dedicate yourself to challenging Dawson’s title. Here are a few lubricated tips to help ensure your fantasy weekend works out.
Lube. Make sure you have a plentiful supply of lube and that it’s good quality. You don’t want your hole wrecked on the first few loads. Pre-lube your hole but also put some next to you for your tops. Again, emphasize in your messages that there is lube there and that you want them to use it.
Towels. Things are going to get messy. A wet ass on your part and a wet dick and hands on the top’s part. Lay a towel down on your bed to make sure your sheets don’t get ruined and place another next to your bed for your guests to use to wipe up with.
Wet wipes. Keep a good supply of butt wipes and sanitizing hand wipes around. These will help keep your butt fresh for the next guy without the need to shower and you can use the hand wipes to clean up your cock and hands if they get sticky.
Diet. Plan this a couple of days in advance. Have lots of fibre in the days leading up to the long session and try to limit how much you eat during your cum dump period. Once you’re in bottoming time, avoid high fibre food and other things that will move through your system quickly. Protein smoothies will help keep you nourished without adding too much to what’s going to come down through your system.
Mega douche. Three pumps of water up your ass ain’t going to cut it for the amount of dick you’ll hopefully be taking. Make sure you douche deep and thoroughly – even if the water runs clear, do it some more as you want to get everything that’s deep inside so it doesn’t move down your system in between tops. Plus you’ll probably not want to douche after every couple of guys – that’ll get their cum out of your ass which kind of defeats the purpose.
Water and caffeine. You’ll need to stay awake and you’ll need to stay hydrated. Make sure you get plenty of water and drink a moderate amount of caffeine to ensure you’re alert. But stick to soda pop or tea – avoid coffee as it’ll act as a diuretic – not something you want when you’re taking dick all weekend.
Safety with friend contact. With all these guys coming over, you are putting yourself at risk. Tell a friend what you’ll be doing and arrange to contact them every couple of hours so that if they don’t hear back from you, they can come check up on you.
Hide valuables. You’re letting strangers into your home and you don’t want anything important stolen, particularly if you’re greeting them ass up in bed. Put things like wallets, keys, and jewelry away in a drawer, preferably not anywhere your guests will be.
Hookup apps. The best sites for looking for quick loads is probably BBRT and Craigslist. There are plenty of guys on BBRT just looking to unload in someone and putting an ad on there and Craigslist minimizes the time you’ll spend finding people as they’ll find you instead. Check profiles before messaging so you don’t waste your time chatting with someone who is a bottom or someone who wants long sessions. Be even more scrupulous on other apps like Grindr or Scruff, looking for clues as to what they’re on there for.
Adjust standards. Everyone wants to be a cum dump for a room full of sexy muscle jocks but it just ain’t going to happen if you’re looking for as many loads as possible. Try to broaden who you’d let fuck you or, if you really are worried that a guy isn’t perfect, put a blindfold on yourself and let them fuck you anonymously.
Emphasize quick pump and dumps. If your challenge is to take as much cum that weekend as you can, you have to manage your time well and take care of your butt hole. Make it clear in your advertisement and your messages that you are looking for quick pump and dumps. Firstly, you’ll need guys to be quick so you can move onto the next one. Secondly, if a guy pounds your ass rough for an hour just for one load, you’ll never manage to make it through the entire weekend.
Keep phone near you. You’ll need to keep in touch with all the guys coming over and manage your schedule well. There may be last minute messages from someone about to arrive asking for one last bit of info. So keep your phone close to you, preferably hidden such as under the towel or pillow. But turn the sound off – nothing worse than hearing woofs and text alerts during the middle of a good fuck.
STI testing and vaccinations. Make sure you’re up to date with your vaccinations (Hep B, HPV) and take your PrEP. Set up an STI testing appointment date for two weeks after your session to test for gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis, checking for syphilis again for up to three months afterwards.
Enjoy that cum boys!