This article was published on November 23rd, 2016
Gays, take a deep breath, its time. The new iPhone 7 is out, and, in the name of all things Freddie Mercury, it is utterly magnificent. Here are the seven reasons why you need to get the new iPhone 7.
1 Up your style game.
While some may not appreciate the lack of the headphone jack, they clearly need to learn to look after their things better. No more tangled wires, no more outfits being ruined by unsightly headphone wires. With the Bluetooth connected wireless headphones (sold separately), it gives a sleek, chic, hot and look, which is the next step in being fashion forward. Don’t worry, you can still use your traditional headphones with the provided adapter.
With a brand spanking new processor being 40% faster than the iPhone 6, the iPhone 7 will take your phone use to a whole new level of speed and efficiency. Now you can take your perfectly posed selfies and post them across all your social accounts at lightening speed. Your friends will either love you, or hate you.
3 Perfect for pool parties.
Take your new iPhone 7 to pool parties without the fear of it getting ruined if it gets splashed by guys frolicking in the water. Your precious device is now splash proof!
4 Get more ‘Likes’ on your photos.
You’re going to get more likes on the photos you post to your social media accounts. Step up your photo game with the newly engineered iPhone 7 camera. iPhone cameras have long reined as being great, and now they have gone a step further. With image stabilisation, an f/1.8 aperture (for incredible portrait photos), better features for shooting in low light, and so much more, the iPhone 7 camera really will take your selfies, vacation, concert, family, and food photos to a whole new level.
5 Keep all your history.
You’ll never run out of storage space. You can get the new iPhone 7 with a whopping 250GB of memory. That means you can keep and store years of text and Grindr chat history, thousands of selfies and vacation photos, music from the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and now, and even videos from your Saturday night shenanigans. You’ll never need to worry about forgetting another special moment again.
The ever-irritating dying or dead battery frustration is no longer the drama it used to be. The iPhone 7 battery can last up to a whole two hours longer than the iPhone 6. Now you can spend more time texting, relax at the beach and use your favourite geo-location dating app to see who’s nearby, track your workout, look up nearby restaurants on Yelp, call an Uber at the end of the night to get your home safely, and all the other things you love to do, without the worry of your phone being dead. You’ll also appreciate it when you absolutely urgently need to call a friend after the incredibly hot afternoon you just spent hiking in the mountains with your date, while ordering desperately needed through the Starbucks app.
7 Bring the party with you.
The iPhone 7 boasts a new stereo system that is a phenomenal 2X louder than the iPhone 6. This means you don’t need to go to the party, you can bring it wherever you are! Instant music to liven up any evening getting ready in a hotel room, chilling with a friend at the beach, or for a romantic ambiance having a picnic in the park.
These seven amazing reasons to get an iPhone 7 are just the start. It’s a powerful tool that you need to help make it through the gay day. Just as powerful is the decision to choose to support the brands that support the LGBT community. TELUS is a long time supporter of the LGBT community and both appreciates, and values your business. They are the most gay-friendly telecommunications company in Canada. Over the past 10 years TELUS has donated more than $3.5 million dollars to LGBTQ organizations, supports Pride events and parades all across Canada, and has an industry leading diversity program for its colleagues. You can order your new iPhone 7 from TELUS online, in-store, or over the phone. Get yours today.