Shit happens. 8 tips for dealing with messy gay sex.

There's always the risk when going into anal territory that shit could go down.

Love + Sex Sex Education Koelen Andrews

This article was published on July 18th, 2018

Shit happens. Literally. Gay sex can be messy sex if you aren’t careful to avoid it. There’s always the risk when going into anal territory that shit could go down. That poop can become present. Shit smells. It’s messy. It’s gross. And no one is down for the brown. (Well, very few folks—woof!) To make sure you don’t take a trip to brown town on your next special anal voyage with these 8 tips  for dealing with messy gay sex situations.

hit happens. 8 tips for dealing with messy gay sex.

  1. Don’t forget that you are having sex in the ass where poo comes out. It’s just biology. So, there’s a decent chance that at least once in your gay sex having lives that someone will get shitty kitty.
  2. Keep in mind that everybody poops: even bottoms. This is not a new phenomenon, and proper cleaning out is necessary for a mess free, scat free sex spree.
  3. Remember: it’s always more embarrassing for the bottom (tops, please have respect, being a bottom isn’t easy). Don’t be embarrassed. Be an adult – you are having anal sex, after all. No one intentionally orders the poo poo platter with their gay sex order.
  4. Always have towels on hand. It might be good for you to get into the practice of having sex on top of towels on top of your bed, in the first place. Keeping some baby wipes in your bedside table as back up is a great back up.
  5. Let the bottom get cleaned up in the shower right away, if shit rears its ugly head. Tops can clean up second, and in the meantime, deal with any mess on the bed.
  6. A good way to make sure you don’t get into a shitty situation, always douche thoroughly and effectively to ensure a mess-free successful sex sesh. Eat plenty of fiber and drink plenty of water hours beforehand, if you’re going to bottom. You’ll have sex in confidence knowing you won’t be a messy bottom.
  7. Laugh about it later (not 5 mins later, but much later). And don’t bring up a past incident, especially in front of others: that’s the understood gay sex rule. Shit silence is golden.
  8. If you can get through a shit arisen sex session, you can handle anything. Surviving such an embarrassing situation together and being able to move past it could lead to a deeper (pun intended) understanding and relationship.
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6 thoughts on “Shit happens. 8 tips for dealing with messy gay sex.

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