This article was published on May 10th, 2019
May is in full swing, and soon, it will be summer. With the warmer months soon approaching, all the gays can think of is tanning, boys, being half naked, and enjoying the hell outta the summertime. You’ve worked hard for months tryna get yoked for beach time and hooking up, and now it’s almost time to strip down and head to the beach!
Because you’ve put in the reps at the gym, and the gaynz are starting to show, you can take the summer to let your hair down, throw a little caloric caution to the wind, and have some alcohol with all of your frolicking. What better drink than the Sex on the Beach to get you in the mood for summerfun?
If you’ve never partooken in this decadent and delicious beverage, it literally tastes the way it sounds; like a delicious romp of sex in your mouth while at the beach. There is a tropical zest to a Sex on the Beach that just explodes orgasmic flavor in your mouth, making you glad you put the time in with your fitness building muscle to be able to throw your hair back and enjoy something so rich.
Whether you’re poolside, headed for the strand, or at home longing for a little escapism to the island of men and sunshine, mix up this delicious recipe for the Sex on the Beach: like a staycation in your mouth!
- 1 ½ oz Stoli Premium Vodka
- ½ oz peach schnapps
- 1 ½ oz orange juice
- 1 ½ oz cranberry juice
- ½ oz crème de cassis
Add all ingredients into a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a highball glass over fresh ice. Garnish with an orange wheel.