This article was published on September 20th, 2014
When going out with gay friends, you can almost pinpoint by who they are, exactly the kind of drink they will order. Gays are so predictable. It’s probably why certain drinks have become the standard drink of choice for stereotypical gays.
Twinks: vodka soda, light beer and Jaggar bombs
20-Something’s: Cocktails with sexy names like Rim Job, Hole in One, or Sex on the Beach
Dirty 30’s: Cranberry and soda or gin and soda
Graceful gays: Smirnoff Ice or Cosmopolitans
Beefcake men: Gin and tonic
Bears: pints of beer
Drag Queens: Tequila shots and beer with a straw
Senior gays: Red eyes or Caesars
The Non-Drinker: Cran and soda or Shirley Temple
Lesbians: Red wine or lager
What other stereotypes of gay drinks are out there? Leave your comments below.