This article was published on September 20th, 2014

When going out with gay friends, you can almost pinpoint by who they are, exactly the kind of drink they will order. Gays are so predictable. It’s probably why certain drinks have become the standard drink of choice for stereotypical gays.

Twinks: vodka soda, light beer and Jaggar bombs

20-Something’s: Cocktails with sexy names like Rim Job, Hole in One, or Sex on the Beach

Dirty 30’s: Cranberry and soda or gin and soda

Graceful gays: Smirnoff Ice or Cosmopolitans

Beefcake men: Gin and tonic

Bears: pints of beer

Drag Queens: Tequila shots and beer with a straw

Senior gays: Red eyes or Caesars

The Non-Drinker: Cran and soda or Shirley Temple

Lesbians: Red wine or lager

What other stereotypes of gay drinks are out there? Leave your comments below.